#penguins are scary

[cerbero2518]

"Penguins don't have teeth. Instead, they have backward-facing fleshy spines that line the inside of their mouths"

Pretty accurate

I love Helluva Boss, but now I have a new fear 🤣

[rox-of-iu]

my old blorbos are back in my brain

heart pirates my absolute beloved. shame theyre chillin somewhere in the ocean lol (do not mention the pre-time skip hats of penguin and shachi I'm still attached even tho its already been a million years since then)

anyway every time i remember that Law and Kid are assigned german and Scottish by Oda i gain one hundred years

[ultraericthered]

Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin (Gotham) Appreciation Post

Easily one of my top favorite incarnations of this character ever. Robin Lord Taylor, you will always be famous.

[twofaceenjoyer]

My sickly hallucination girlfriend who hates me

[noried]

quick painting of baby sid!!

[m1dnitefloat]

decided to play waddle squad for the first time in forever .. the version I played through looks a little weird though ..

[icedbatik]

OK, Pens, what gives?

I try not to be too deeply skeptical, but so much about this Pens post leaves me side-eyeing the organization.

The link provided takes you to a website that has no information on what rights the "creators" are giving up for the "privilege" of maybe having their "content" included in a future Pens commercial. Just a link where you can upload your videos. (Videos are preferred.)

If you do happen to click on the logo in the upper right corner of that website, it takes you to another website that's all about ...

. and this ... .

Which leads me to think FSG decided it could fire Andi and its ITR camera crew and instead milk fans to provide social media content that will continue to make money for FSG.

Please let me be wrong. Am I wrong?!

[syrupfog]

sightseeing

[thethiefandtheairbender]

anyway kataang is at its most interesting from 1) katara's pov and 2) just how messy and complex her view of and feelings towards aang and love and grief really are

[alinahdee]

With Sofia Falcone's reputation I really don't know if I would be whispering and staring at her while she in the same room with me let alone protest outside her brother's funeral. That's just me though lol

[almightyhamslice]

Tarta redesign! I've talked a bit about him already, so it's about time I showed you what he's really like. He is as protective of his family as he is in canon, but my version has absolutely no compassion or regard for anyone OTHER than Opila and their chicks. He's a wild animal and WILL scratch and bite anyone outside his family.

To keep him in check, he was fitted with a harness that turned his mask into more of a muzzle, and his legs were cuffed together so he couldn't kick or scratch (at least, not without falling over). As you can see by the darker stains on his face, the harness rarely came off & caused him to develop rashes. Due to his cuffs, he also can't climb like Opila can. He's more ostrich than flamingo, so he runs faster and is physically heavier and stronger than Opila (not that it's very apparent, the cuffs often make him trip when he tries to run).

I imagine he was meant to be utilized similarly to Opila, but had to be strictly monitored so he wouldn't hurt anyone. He is NOT a guardian and can only be posed with and pet by park guests if he is sedated and a handler is present. You can see from his wall art that he didn't always have red spots on his chest. If you're not careful around him, he might gain more.

Ramblings abt Tarta's design under the cut!

I wanted my version of Tarta to look like the opposite of Opila! He has no sense of warmth and is sorta rooster-ish, with a sharper beak, undersized wings, and sharp red plumage that juts out of the opposite side of his tail compared to where Opila's plumage is. I wanted him to give the impression of an aggressive bird who puffs out his feathers to seem scarier to predators. I'm also particularly fascinated by his origins as "The Haze", an unused cyan Opila Bird found in the files of Banban 1 and Banban 2. The name "The Haze" alone is so mysterious and cool sounding I feel like I have to do something with it, but I just don't know what I'll do yet!!!

Ever since his inception I was curious why Tarta is depicted with opposite-facing pupils in his wallart! I kept that design feature since it's striking, but I figured I'd give it a real explanation. I suppose his mask was painted first & meant to look like he's looking backwards, but then the designer realized that it looks very silly from the front. It's like... the design was made 2D like it was only meant to be seen from one angle, only to gain a new unintended meaning in 3D space. Like, I've seen it on MLP toys before! Like the old Zecora blind bag figure that appears to have been redesigned for this exact reason!

I thought of her first because I had this exact figure as a kid! both of her eyes face backwards. I've also seen this same oversight on a Rarity figure, though I'm not sure what specific line that Rarity figure was from!

Anyhow, Tarta's eyes staring in different directions were kept/canonized because the mascot designers are desperate to make general audiences not feel terrified of their mascots lol. And he can't hurt you if he can't look at you, right? (WRONG)

unrelated! I was thinking abt how all the birds are cake themed and how each of the chicks has their own associated type of cake. I wonder what Opila and Tarta's are? I think Opila would be fruitcake and Tarta would be red velvet.

[tormentedshadow]

Batspook 13

Day 13 : Scary movie

Well how else to finalise batjokes horror movie parodies than by paying homage to THEE scary movie parody.

...Batman...I wouldn't reach for that popcorn if i were you. Just saying.

[minionwater]

YOU ARE BANNED FOREVER

[anormalkidingotham]

does anyone know why the penguin is actually called that? with most of those other criminals with special names, i at least somewhat can see the connection but this just doesn't make any sense to me

[castleofravens]

tbh as someone with bpd, the way people talk abt fitz makes me feel physically ill like wdym youre inherently toxic because you idolize certain people wdym youre evil because of mere thought patterns wdym there must be no reason for you to be this way youre just a bad person wdym you’re undeserving of love and literally being alive because you feel emotions really strongly

(the issue is that they take these traits he inherently has and says he’s toxic for stuff he can’t control it’s never his behaviors and if it is they blow it way out of proportion??)

also hi don’t use narcissistic psychopath sociopath etc as descriptors for yes even the villains (this part of the post isn’t meant to be really mean, ik that language is normalized but yeah let’s not use mental health language and/or outdated terms in a stigmatizing manner!)

[evolve-rat]

Am I the only one who thought episode 4 of the penguin was really mediocre and super unoriginal

Like they did the exact same Arkham “innocent person thrown in with the animals” plotline in Gotham 2014. I guess it’s different because they made it Girlboss Feminism (by cribbing heavily from The Yellow Wallpaper)